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  • THE FOURTH DIMENSION // // 27.9881 ° N, 86.9253° E

    Moonstompin: A Planetary Recon

    Zero gravity isn’t for the faint of heart, it’s for the faint of soles. Which is why, ultimately in preparation, we decided to strap on a pair of the Nike Zoom Meriweathers and go ricocheting off some of nature’s sturdiest. What with the upcoming privatized missions to Mars and the like, we figured Lord Elon would need some astro-ready citizens. But how to decide the footwear for a new frontier? Must we take inspiration from the likes of Pharrell and Lil’ “not the same” Wayne? Maybe steal a page from Mr. McFly’s recently released memoirs?

    Oh no, no, of course not. We’ve chosen the best-in-class for such matters, the Nike ACG Hiking Boot to rule them all.

    The Zoom Meriweather boasts a sockliner so comfortable, cushioning so responsive, it’s the clear choice for any plummets or vaults of the extra-galactic variety. And if the lunar sands lodged betwixt our gridded traction wasn’t a sign, it might’ve been the supple-as-a-Saturnese-ring suede upper that sealed our fate. Heed our words when we say that the rugged folks at Nike truly manufacture Gear for All Conditions. ACG: getting you to infinity and then some.